bootykage:

bootykage:
bootykage:
yungflowergirl:
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl

this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via unclefather)

fuckinstardust:

ariesmarsinthe3rd:
this is my favorite fucking video as of now
that baby gonna come out as a smoothie

(via starbuckers)

wavecapwarfare:

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

(via voldesnorts)

(via aweirdintrovert-deactivated2018)

alexander:

YOU WANT A HOT BODY?
YOU WANT A BUGATTI?
YOU WANT A MASERATI?
ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
YOU WANT A LAMBORGHINI? SIPPIN MARTINIS??
LOOK HOT IN A BIKINI????
ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
YOU WANNA LIVE FANCY??
LIVE IN A BIG MANSION??
ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ